i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
