I'm going to jail i love you
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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