I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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