careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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