so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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