if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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