all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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