: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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