We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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