stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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