**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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