Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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