the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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