Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm way too hungover for life right now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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