I only kidnapped one of them. chill
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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