yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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