Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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