I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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