Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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