I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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