I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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