Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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