i may or may not be watching the land before time
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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