oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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