Christians are straight up FREAKS
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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