yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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