where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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