I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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