Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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