what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
