I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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