I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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