That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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