What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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