Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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