sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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