Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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