i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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