K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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