like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
