I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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