Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We are all done wearing pants today
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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