I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Your dad touched me again.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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