Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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