Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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