I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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