What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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