I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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