I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
