I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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