I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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