There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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