And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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