Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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