She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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