next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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