I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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